ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired

(via dysfunctunal)



there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

Yes there is, being an asshole AND coming in first.

(via honestlylivingalie)


are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via tatehorror)


do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

(via daddysvapidprincess)

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu, via gnarly)


Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you

(Source: theamazingspiderboy, via marionisamuffin)


im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via hi)


if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars, via hotboyproblems)