lameborghini:

ever since school started there hasnt been 1 day when i havent been tired

(via dysfunctunal)

pizza-queen:

kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

Yes there is, being an asshole AND coming in first.

(via honestlylivingalie)

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

(Source: jokesmymomwouldlike, via tatehorror)

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing straight boys in better clothes

(via daddysvapidprincess)

I hate it when a student asks a legit question because theyre confused and the teacher treats them like an idiot like no wonder students don’t want to ask questions

(Source: yagamiyuu, via gnarly)

theleaderofthelostboys:

Being on Tumblr during Comic Con is like watching all of your friends go to Hogsmeade without you

(Source: theamazingspiderboy, via marionisamuffin)

basedgosh:

im working towards getting larger muscles so i can protect every animal in the world

(Source: basedgosh, via hi)

karkatosexual:

if magikarp can do nothing and then suddenly grow up to be really useful then so can i

(Source: molgars, via hotboyproblems)