jlmmyneutron:

i have a love/hate relationship with boys. i love them. they hate me

(via waitwhosgabby)

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

surprises:

how to get over a crush

  • imagine them in a fedora
  • ur welcome

(via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

"Destroy the idea that men should respect women because we are their daughters, mothers, and sisters. Reinforce the idea that men should respect women because we are people."

localnativity:

when life gets hard just remember dicks get hard too but they don’t stay hard forever and pretty soon things cool down and go back to normal just stick it out when it’s done you’ll feel a lot better

(Source: uncooler, via daddysvapidprincess)

elrondy:

when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk

(Source: ohelrond, via phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess)

Juguemos al juego del “Si o No”

muerdemelpezon:

Tu me preguntas lo que sea y yo te respondere con toda honestidad, pero solo usando si o no

(Source: ieatemokids, via chemistryruleus)

please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you

(Source: askpillow, via karishma-the-exotic)

herspanic:

I would betray all of you in the Hunger Games 

(via trust)